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Andre the giant cartoon in cracked #261

Andre the giant cartoon in cracked #261

A cartoon drawing of the nature boy Ric Flair I found inside that comic.

A cartoon drawing of the nature boy Ric Flair I found inside that comic.

Think you’re so much better
Cause you’re so politically correct
Hierarchy PC punx
Who are you trying to impress?
Bite your fucking tongue
Bite your tongue before you judge me, and learn your fucking facts
Take your hardcore politics
And shove em up your ass
Bite your tongue

Courtney Love was in the scene back then. She was a cunt just like she is now. She did a scene report. She called us neo-Nazi thugs. Back in the day I had a swastika on my guitar ‘cause Sid Vicious had one. We weren’t white power. We never sang that. We were pro violence. We had baseball bats and loaded guns on us. We were out of control punk rock hardcore dudes. We used to have big chain belts and we used to swing them at people. We got into fights with rockers, not really punks. Everyone labeled us Nazis – we didn’t care. We didn’t care if we pissed off people. We played shows where people would protest it. We didn’t care if we played to nobody. We loved it. If they walked outside we would just do encore after encore to make ‘em stay out there. We used to blow off guns outside peoples party’s and stuff. But we never killed anybody.

—Del Murry of Lockjaw

Found some old comic of THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR beheading HULK HOGAN.

Found some old comic of THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR beheading HULK HOGAN.

Zero Progress

—Move Away

dogxlover:

I’M GONNA PUNCH A HOLE IN A WALL 
CRAWL IN AND FUCKING DIE 
ANOTHER MONTH, ANOTHER YEAR 
I’M STILL FUCKED UP EAR TO FUCKING EAR 

IT’S BEEN A WHILE NOW, SINCE I DIDN’T SEE IT COMING 
IT’S BEEN A TRIAL NOW, AND YOU KNOW I’VE BEEN STUMBLING 
IT’S BEEN HARD TIMES, SINCE I WATCHED US CRUMBLING 

FUCK IT, WHO CARES? YOU DON’T 

YOU’RE STILL STUCK IN MY HEAD LIKE A SONG 
I MOVED AWAY, NOT ON

I’m a piece of #art down in SoCal right now. Thx @mattxgill #zeroprogress

I’m a piece of #art down in SoCal right now. Thx @mattxgill #zeroprogress

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